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quantum theory

by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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quantum bitch

if someone exceeds the average bitchiness, if a person has a fractious attitude towards anothers feelings/ or is being a complete bitch all the time. synonymn- Uber bitch, Andy Dick. "on your period"
your being a quantum bitch today.
by Ghost faced killah January 29, 2008
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quantum duck

A infinitesimal fowl that says "quark! quark!"

Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students (and sometimes professors)
Seen on tee shirts worn by physics students: "quantum ducks

Quark! Quark!"
by Jahn Ghalt August 25, 2010
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Quantum Tricycle

The 3some version of the Electric Jaguar. When one person eats anothers ass from the front and licking their dick cheese while they are riding another person who is eating the ass from the other side. Often cause fractures in the quantum zone fucking with space time and history events.
did you see them doing the quantum tricycle? they are fucking up the world timeline and making us fail history class. what fags they are
by Lil Wanton January 3, 2020
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quantum singularity

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.
"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."
by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004
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quantum mechanics

A concept in physics concerning the counter-intuitive motion and mechanics of subatomic particles. Despite not applying to anything larger than an electron, quantum mechanics is often lamely invoked by pseudoscientists to justify whatever ridiculous phenomenon they are proposing.
"Psychic abilities are made possible by quantum mechanics"
by Zamzara October 24, 2007
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Quantum Ninja

1) a person with extreme ninja skillz
2) quantumninja.com - cool website
dude that guy that just kicked my ass was a quantum ninja
by sam shaikh August 2, 2004
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