Robby asked if I wanted to go to his place after studying. When I asked if he was serious, he laughed and said it was a joke, but he was obviously DTF. He’s always quantum flirting with me like I don’t know what’s going on.
by NarcolepticSniper April 27, 2019
Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."
And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.
by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 04, 2015
When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind
Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.
by RudolfMagnusson August 15, 2021
Either the study of quantum bullshit, or a game on ROBLOX, based on whether or not you are a nerd or gamer. It can also be both, if you, like most frequenters of Quantum Science's games, are both a nerd AND a gamer.
by PJ_2005 January 04, 2021
A 3rd generation Feminist who can all at once be a victim and an attacker depending on who is observing the subject.
The Quantum Feminist just changed state mid sentence when she was called a sexist because she had no intelligible response.
by Vandergrift February 15, 2016
Those moments / times when someone and you have the "connections" "awareness" simultaneously, although separated by great distance. Like string theory, it is "felt" but not necessarily visible.
Alan and Sharon experienced quantum entanglement when both phoned each other at the exact same time, hearing no ringing, but voices connected and both began speaking with each other about the Kleinbottles they had discussed several weeks ago.
by Empresseffie January 28, 2013
a black dude that has an IQ above 70, is sober from narcotics and corner-store sauce, has no priors, does not have fifty cousins, does not milk welfare, abstains from beating his bitches over 5 bucks, and forms intelligible sentences by not omitting/adding/rearranging verbs such as "is" and "are", or making retarded substitutions with "be"
Example of non Quantum Honkey: "That nigga gonna die!!" or, "Bitch, what your name is?!" or, "He be trippin!"
Example of Quantum Honkey: "That nigga is gonna die!!", "Girl, what is your name if I may ask?", "He is tripping!"
Example of Quantum Honkey: "That nigga is gonna die!!", "Girl, what is your name if I may ask?", "He is tripping!"
by Dr Hotjointz April 27, 2006