Zuo Quan

Small penis individual that has disabilities such as being unable to dunk.

Damn bro, you suck, but at least you are not Zuo Quan

by NiggerGid January 13, 2019

Quan Seal

A mid to late life aged mexican american horse with lots of time. It can also be a fourth year old uncle who is DEFINITELY NOT a drug dealer.

"Hey, thats my boi! Quan Seal!"

by EmElleYT June 16, 2018

Quan

A mother or a old woman

My quan got really pissed

by Bobby chingoma January 23, 2019

Quan

The lazy ass bitch that just fucking sleeps the hole entire time during the "Cat and the Hat" movie. She needs to wake the fuck up and actually do her baby sitting job.

Wake up Ms.Quan!!

by Xavier Xan February 18, 2019

Jai Quan Humor

(Jai Quan Humor) A very unfunny or out of date joke or meme

when someone someone makes a Quandale dingle joke and thinks its funny would be classified as "Jai Quan Humor"

by -SomeGuy- September 7, 2022

Quan

Slang for the Sexuality Quansexual where your gay but can change ethnicity's based on your personality for the day

I think I'm quan, I feel my Indian roots coming out but I'm full black

by LGBTQ-Pedia November 27, 2022

Hit the quan

Quan should actually be spelled kwan. As in Michelle Kwan, famous figure skater, in which you drop down and swing your arms. All of this is completed while imitating a figure skater swinging their arms majestically in preparation for a lift off trick.

"She just hit the Quan! No skates!"

by J0hnny_p3 May 4, 2022