Peroxide

1-(noun) oxide that contains a high level of Oxygen, used for bleaching hair.
2-(verb) to bleach using hydrogen peroxide.

Eminem's WHITE AMERICA: "Who woulda thought, standing in this mirror bleachin' my hair, with some peroxide, reachin' for a t-shirt to wear that I would catapult to the forefront of rap like this? "

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

pyro psychopath

crazy guy who sets fire to things because of a magical unicorn

i am a pyro psychopath

by darkdonkey March 17, 2005

Pyro-Necro-Masochism.

Pyro-fire

Necro- dead, or having sex with dead people

Masochism- enjoying self harm

pyro-necro-masochist: lighting dead bodies on fire while having sex with them and enjoying you're self as you burn with that dead body.

Guy: So I was lighting dead bodies on fire and this guy came and asked if he can have sex with them

Dude: Dude, that guy must be into pyro-necro-masochism.

by an_opheliac March 1, 2009

pyrochionanthropomaniac

Someone who loves setting fire to snowmen.

DUDE! Put that snowman out! What are you, a pyrochionanthropomaniac or something?

by Imaginary Parsnip March 20, 2017

Proximity crush

1. An attraction to someone not particularly attractive, developed from frequent and prolonged exposure to the person.

2. The subject of the attraction.

I have such a proximity crush on my new teammate.

That new girl in class is my proximity crush.

by MystJake June 5, 2020

anal pyro

1. Someone who enjoys farting on a lighter and burning things doing that.
2. Someone who rams there ass into a bon fire, catches their ass on fire then burns down the yard.
3. Someone who thinks he is going to fart on a fire but then he accidently diarreahs all over it causing a huge methane chemical explosion and burning their asshole.

1. Guy 1: "Dude watch this!"
Guy 2:"ok"
*Guy 1 puts lighter by his ass and farts.*
Guy 2:"holy shit! You lit the gas can on fire! You're such an anal pyro!"

2. The anal pyro rammed his ass against the fire. But then his ass caught on fire! He ran in circles but then his corpse fell and lit the yard on fire.

3. Guy 1: "hey im gonna fart on this fire!"
Guy 2: "go ahead."
*Guy 1 pulls down his pants*

First nothing happened but then a gurgling sound was made.

Guy 1: " uh-oh!"
He tried to pull up his pants but then a brown liquid flew all over the fire and farting sounds filled the ear drums of guy 2!
The fire suddenly made a mushroom cloud and guy 1 was incenerated!
Guy 2: you are a stupid anal pyro!

by pspmiles June 29, 2014

proxsucker

Essentially, a cocksucker by proxy. One who doesn't actually suck dick themselves, but by kissing someone who does, or even simply sharing a drink of someone who does, could be referred to as a cocksucker by proxy.

"Did you hear about Steve's new girlfriend?"

"Yeah, man, but the funny thing is, he doesn't know she's a slut. Now, that poor tool is a total proxsucker."

by Man with Plan seeks Dam December 21, 2009