PUMS

PUMS Stands for someone "A girl usually" Who is both "Pissed Up" and a "Massive Slag".

"Pissed up" being used to describe the fact she he actually Hot, and usually smashed on Lambrini.

and

"Massive Slag" being used to tell you mates how she is a slag, just because you, in reality, dont have a chance, or that she likes cock, and this is pubic knowledge.

It enables you to CODE that someone is Pissed Up Massive Slag.

Alex: OMGWTFBBQ check her out ('points')

Matt: PUMS all day long..

Alex: Big MS, seen her on JBG a few times.

by GP2010 June 2, 2010

Scrat pum

When somebody is just being a dick head

Dylan is being an absolute scrat pum

by Tinytodger84 November 12, 2018

Pum

Airborn particals, often occurring after anal sex, consisting of both poop and cum.

“Damn bitch, your breath smells like pum!”

by Icantthinkofacoolname January 6, 2025

Pum

A mixture of piss and cum, usually after the act of masturbation

This applies to males only really.

Johnny pissed out pum because he urinated shortly after ejaculation.

by Coonpuff October 21, 2016

Pum

Pum is the definition of ones vagina

Damn george has a nice pum

by THE SHUSHMONSTER December 2, 2020

Pum

A mixture of both poo and cum.

Mary was covered in my pum after my birthday blumpkin.

by Talonski December 15, 2015

Pumming

To piss and cum at the same time

Bro I'm pumming help me

by Zombiman January 28, 2025