Pseudo-single

When you’re in a relationship or an “it’s complicated” situation but it feels like you’re single.

They say we’re dating but they’re not being active/acting like we’re together. I feel pseudo-single.

by UnlucKi October 10, 2019

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 December 8, 2011

pseudo-stalking

When you keep running into someone that you really don't want to run into, and it feels almost spooky or too weird to be a coincidence.

Erika: Wow, my ex-boyfriend just so happens to be going to an event that I'm going to tonight, AND he got a job in a city I used to live in, AND I saw him looking into my bathroom window last night.

Ethan: I think he's engaging in some textbook pseudo-stalking!

by efiki September 8, 2018

Pseudo Chug

The action of taking a large bottle of hard liquor-usually vodka, and pretending to "chug" the bottle by making that swallowing movement with your throat. This is usually performed by desperate teens trying to impress a girl or the party animals.

"hey man remember an hour ago when that guy 'chugged' that vodka? he seems fine now, must've been a pseudo chug."

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by LuckByChance June 4, 2009

pseudo-chaser

A "man" who is in reality an agp repper and has sex with trans women so he can live their life and experiences through their body being fucked. The pseudo-chaser is ashamed of his sexuality and hopes to date trans women so he can become one in his head without the societal stigmas associated with being trans. Trans women will feel disgusted by him.

Discord Tranny 1: this new guy I met in the Stardew Valley discord bought some lingerie for me on Amazon and wants me to send him some pics of me wearing them.

Discord Tranny 2: Hes a pseudo-chaser, the worst kind. Block him before he makes you his entire life.
Discord Tranny 1: Well im a terminally online autist neet, its not like I can do any better.

by CuddlesWithBoymoders October 3, 2023

Pseudo-China

Any place that appears to be Oriental in origin.

Dude, let's go to Pseudo-China.
Douche, I'm not in the mood for that damn Chinese restaurant again.

by Lord Satan Bambie Killfuck July 2, 2008

pseudo-orifice

Any space between things that feels like kind of like an orifice, such as the armpits or even behind the knees.

Lube up the pseudo-orifices and we can all join in!

by sudo name December 12, 2010