(n) 1. a portmanteau of "portmanteau" and "homo" that describes portmanteaus that combine LGBT words with other words to create new, gayer words.
celesbian, gaydar, lesbro, gayborhood, fauxmosexual, hasbian, barsexual, gaysted, homoslice, homojo, birkenflock, biborg, portmantomo
by Carran Weberson December 6, 2010
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by TreeWeezel April 22, 2011
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1)high school sponsored prostitution 2) a large gathering of horny immature high school kids dancing to lame ass music, with absolutely no access to vodka or rum 3) the "best night" of a middle-aged person's life
lame high school boy "for as much money as i've spent on this girl she better put out, or it's the end or our relationship"
30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
30 years later lame high school boy to son "Son, this will be the best night of your life. It sure was mine, your mom doesn't put out nearly as well as that whats-her-name i fucked after my prom"
by morgan12 March 11, 2011
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Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?
Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.
Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.
Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.
Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.
Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.
Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
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Hmm well I couldn't get a girlfriend to go to the prom with so my hand will work just as fine plus its a lot cheaper too ^_^
by The Dalai Llama September 13, 2003
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Get the taking carrie to the prom mug.1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.
3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.
by Bite me May 13, 2005
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