Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

Linus-proof

Slang term for "drop resistant" in the PC enthusiast community, originating from the running gag of Linus Sebastian, creator and host of Linus Tech Tips, dropping and breaking things.

"Hey Jake, I dropped the 10.000$ CPU and it's broken."
"Seriously? Again? They need to start making these things Linus-proof or we'll go bankrupt..."

by Bephen-Sturke December 21, 2021

wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 05, 2022

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Where the proof

A little sentences 5 dumbass boys made up

Teacher :why are you talking and not doing your work

Student : where the proof

by Depriestmoolah21 October 14, 2019

Proof of Sesh

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them

I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO

by OGBlunted July 23, 2022

Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 05, 2018