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Charmin's Principle of Loss

First theorized in 2004 by household paper product manufacturer Charmin, the principle states the revelatory discovery that "less is more."
It doesn't matter that you are broke according to Charmin's Principle of Loss.
by mixiehat October 2, 2019
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The Grandmother Principle

A theory that was first described by Samuel K. Williams, III, MD, CPG and others that describes a unique approach to patient care relying heavily on the clinical gestalt of the practitioner, and the sociological imagination, or attitude of wonder. A biopsychosocial approach to patient care which is published in Meharry's Journal of Healthcare for the Poor and Underserved as--"Evidence-based Care for the Elderly: Uses of The Grandmother Principle."
Man, that physician really applied "The Grandmother Principle" regularly in patient care and with excellent results!
by Maleek S February 23, 2020
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Fisher's principle

Fisher's principle tries to explain the commonly observed sex ratio in many organisms, including homo sapiens. (Approximately 1 to 1 ratio)

Explaination:
1, Suppose initially, that male is the abundant sex. Due to this difference, a female have more mates compared to a male, thus the female sex have greater fitness.

2, Parents have the control over the biological sex of her offspring. Due to the fact that a female have a greater fitness in the population, mothers will give birth to more females.

3, Eventually, the uprising of the female sex will cause the equal sex ratio. The equal sex ratio will cause equal fitness of the two sexes, and an equal number of male and female babies will be born.
In today's biology class, we learned the Fisher's principle.
He was Ronald Fisher, the guy who created Fisher's principle.
by Anonymous User 699 December 30, 2020
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The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
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Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.
The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen.
by SaintAmbrose July 29, 2022
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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The Jennings Principle

The Jennings Principle is a scientifically proven mathematical equation in which it is either proven or disproven whether said man has a chance with a said woman. This law deserves to be supreme law of the land.
According to the Jennings principle, Will has no shot with Megan
by The Hreet January 11, 2010
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