Prius

Means prehistoric means old means means out of date

“Calling my car a Prius calling it prehistoric. I don’t appreciate it. Your Prius, you’re prehistoric.” - Curry

by Meandonlyme10 April 5, 2024

Toyota Prius

Slow and eco friendly car, also very uncomfortable to sit in

The toyota prius is cheap to buy and maintain

by totoyataprius August 11, 2023

Prius

A car for homosexuals and retards who think that having a variety of engines and a battery full of noxious materials in their cars will somehow “save the planet”.

At first Bernie Epstein couldn’t understand why he’d been given a new Prius. Then he parked near some kids.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Prius Prime

A plug-in version of the Prius hybrid car. Can drive 25-40 miles on electric power before starting the gas engine.

Friend 1: F*ck, I forgot to charge my car!
Friend 2: Good thing you have a Prius Prime, time to turn on the gas engine and pollute!

by alertmonkey December 12, 2023

Prius partner

One who doesn’t mind driving or having a Prius delivered up to 500 miles as the crow flies for a great deal on a new or used Prius.

Wow! You’re from Doylestown, Pennsylvania? How’d you make it up to Michigan?

I’m a Prius partner.

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021