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a "good morning mr. president"

When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.
I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!
by Rufnew June 30, 2017
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Worst President Ever

From Paul Krugman's opinion piece in NYTimes, 8/18/17

Even before the media obsession with Hillary Clinton’s email server put The Worst President Ever™ in the White House, historians were comparing Donald Trump to Caligula, the cruel, depraved Roman emperor who delighted in humiliating others, especially members of the empire’s elite.
by seil40 August 18, 2017
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Presidential Dump Truck

This sexual maneuver has an extremely high degree of difficulty and requires some planning, but if anyone can pull it off it says something about their ability. A presidential dumptruck is the combination of an Abe Lincoln and the traditional dump truck. Once the male has ejaculated in the female's mouth (making sure to get some on the face to act as beard adhesive) and dropped off his load, he proceeds to turn around and throw the pre-shaven pubs onto the female's face forming the beard and completing the presidential dump truck.
Holy Shit guys! I just heard that Mike gave Sherry a presidential dump truck last night. How the hell did he pull that off?!
by DaTonyDanza February 14, 2010
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President Evil

President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.
X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."
by rperazag June 20, 2010
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Dead Presidents

A term refering to American paper currency. Cash. Can be used to discuss $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills. Used because most American bills have deceased former U.S. Presidents on the front. Usually used on "the streets" by african americans doing buisness.
Yo man these oakleys are gonna cost ya 56 dead presidents.


Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?
by Winger September 1, 2005
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President Potatohead

The systematic dumbing down of America started long before President Potatohead won the election.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019
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President Burden

A snarky nickname for President Biden because of the huge tax burden that will surely result from all the spending he’s doing unless he can force corporate giants to pay their fair share.
Joe’s conscience and wish to rectify the multitude of corrupt wrongs wrought by the trumpmachine have earned him the sad nickname: President Burden!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 10, 2021
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