pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 3, 2004

Pretend-a-friend

When two people get together for a brief moment of boyfriend/girlfriend activities including sex but without the attachment of a real relationship.

Aaron just got dumped but he found a new Pretend-a-Friend with the same name to replace her!

by ChuckNorrisIsStillCool February 22, 2009

Pretend

You think about good things and things you want to be true and live them.

"I pretend a lot when I'm in bed trying to sleep. I think that thinking about good things makes it easy to sleep."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

pretendo

A cheap rip-off "Nintendo" console/device that plays Nintendo or Nintendo-esque 8-bit games. Usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on AA batteries with A/V outputs on the device.

dude 1: Dude, go play your Pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...

by Falcon4 October 7, 2006

Pretend

To pay for an item or service in advance

The new I-phone would be in such high demand that Bob went to the I-store ahead of the release date to pretend.

by lisa_urban May 17, 2008

pretendcious

1. adj: a delectable combination of being simultaneously precious and tender
2. adj: pretentious... kind of

1. That moment when we professed our everlasting favoritism for each other? Pretendcious.
2. You look like an ass in that Canadian indie-rock t-shirt from a show you did not attend, you don't know what the word "esoteric" means, but you just used it in a sentence, and you are a prick who drinks tea --> pretendcious.

by Nah of the Piney Northwest January 14, 2009