preemptive Christmas

The movement of both the radio and retail industry that will see stores set up for the holiday season and radio stations blare out Christmas music 24/7 usually starting around Halloween.

What's up with all the preemptive Christmas? Walmart's setting up trees, and I haven't gone trick-or-treating yet!

by This Hour Has 42 Minutes November 2, 2009

preemptive friend zone

the act of putting someone in the friend zone before they make any attempt to make moves on the other party. this allows for less confusion and emotional drama later on in the friendship.

Guy 1: Ashley has so many guy friends.
Guy 2: That's because she always make friends with them before they can ask her out.

Nice guys make up a disproportionate amount of preemptive friend zonees

by abominable snowmonster November 12, 2009

Preemptive tuck

d1. the act of strategically situating one's penis prior to an inevitable erection in order to avoid embarrassment

d2. tucking your flacid dick somewhere not noticeable when you know you're about to get a boner

She's really cute and I know she's a long hugger so I did a preemptive tuck into the waistband before we said goodbye.

by hewhocreatesall August 8, 2010

preeat

To eat hungry or not before a session of binge drinking.

I got my beer bong and a 1/2 gallon of vodka.
Joey's kegger is gonna kick ass.
I need to preeat so I don't pass out before midnight.

by banisadr December 28, 2008

Preege

To stab someone with your junk/dick

Guy 1 "Hey man, did you see John get Preeged by Will?'

Guy 2 "No, but did you see Bill preege Alice?"

Guy 3 "Ya man, that was some funny shit!"

by supafagal February 25, 2009

peemaster

Someone who is so funny they tend to make all their friends laugh so hard they pee themselves; A master of pee.

*You tell joke*
*friend is laughing so hard they peed* "Stop it, you Peemaster!"

by vagcookiemonster December 14, 2014

peemptive strike

Preemptive peeing before you travel or go to an event, to make sure you don't have to at an inconvenient time.

We can leave in a minute — let me make a peemptive strike first.

by hurdygertie July 13, 2017