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Present Nazi

The person, at any gathering where wrapped gifts are exchanged, who vehemently insists on dictating the presentation and opening protocol of the gifts for all participants.
Don't invite her to the office gift swap, she's a Present Nazi, she'll nsist that we all open our gifts one at a time so everyone can see what everyone else got and from who. We'll be there for hours.......
by Moustache U Aquestion November 30, 2016
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Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.
Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.
by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010
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Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.
Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!
by Hushqueen July 31, 2012
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past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.
That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?
by lankylegs November 13, 2013
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Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.
The future present exists and will come to pass.
by twohander June 4, 2017
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Kid President

The most goddamn energetic kid on the planet. he likes corn dogs and space jam. he's also met Obama and he is the most amazing kid
Me: Have you seen kid president yet ?
Person: No
Me: STFU never talk to me
by Mindless_Parsnip October 15, 2020
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pancho for president

A non-existing alias used around election time for any position that needs to be elected for....
Dude1: bra who did you vote for the new club president??

Dude2: I just put 'Pancho for president' on the paper and submitted it.

Dude1: But he wasn't on the ballots...

Dude2: Yeah, i know!
by Flakesalicious Cornnutritious December 3, 2009
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