Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011

flour in a bag of powder

when your talking to someone and think they fake like flour in a bag of powder(cocaine)

Kim Kardashian :im so like real nothing is fake on me
me (thinking) but really ur faker than flour in a bag of powder

by TK Savage March 2, 2017

Warning-Track Power

Contrary to popular belief, warning-track power is NOT a good thing. It is "almost." it is "not-quite." It is the epitome of having enough to excite, without having enough "oomph" too truly hit the "home run."

"Johnny had warning-track power in the bedroom, starting strong, but finishing early."

by TBiz March 26, 2007

power situp

This is when you get some beefcake who thinks hes hot shit to show off. Tell him that you are going to put a towel over his head and see if he can do the situp while you pull down. Being the arrogant moron that he is, he gladly tries. Have someone pull their pants down over his head and release the towel. The unsuspecting douchebag's nose goes right up the guys ass.

I wish someone would give Arnold the power situp.

by GG January 24, 2004

dr. powderly

a synonym for a gigantic dildo with i nice bald head

ms. topiol shoved a dr. powderly up her ass

by jimmy crack corn March 29, 2003

P-P-P-Powerbook

What started off as a simple ebay auction, became a fabled internet scam of a known scammer. The scammer tried to use a fake escrow service in order to rip a apple powerbook off a legitimate seller on eBay. Knowing what was really going on, the seller hatched a hilarious plot that took advantage of the scammer. The seller ended up enclosing a pieced together "P-P-P-Powerbook" which consisted of a 3-ring binder with old keyboard keys glued to it. On the sides and back; fire wire, monitor!, and various other ports were drawn on with a black marker. Also included in the package were pencil shavings and misburned cdrs. The seller reported a 2000 dollar value for the package, so the scammer had to pay the full 27% tax in order to receive his parcel. Eventually the scammer did pay this tax and received his package only to find out "it is broken". During the whole event, members from the message boards the prank originated from staked out the address the package was being delivered to. The address was for a barbershop with an internet cafe above. One of the "undercover agents" even had his hair cut there while he was doing reconnaissance. Simply searching for “P-P-P-Powerbook” on any search engine will yield more detailed results.

Shit son, you hear about that fool who bought the P-P-P-Powerbook?

by KQH May 28, 2004

Power of the Dollar

50 Cent a.k.a. Curtis Jackson's originally planned debut album to be released in 1999 under Columbia Records. Filled with 18 tracks of surprisingly good material by 50, this album is considered by many to be an unheard hip-hop classic. Two singles were officially released, "How to Rob" as a street single, and "Life's on the Line", which is a Murder Inc. diss, as a proper single with a video. "Thug Love", with Beyonce, was slated to be released as the second official single, but was cut short due to 50's infamous shooting by Homocide. During 50's recovery, he called Columbia and let them know he was ready to get back to promotion and things of the sort. He then received the bad news that Columbia was deshelving his album, and dropping him from the label due to bad publicity, and Tone and Poke (Trackmasters) felt it was dangerous for them to be associating themselves with a man who was just shot 9 times by an infamous hitman.

Tracklisting is as follows:
Intro
The Hit
The Good Die Young
Corner Bodega
Your Life's On The Line
That Ain't Gangsta
As The World Turns
Ghetto Qu'ran (Forgive Me)
Da Repercussions
Money By Any Means
Material Girl 2000
Thug Love
Slow Dough
Gun Runner Skit
You Ain't No Gangsta
Power Of The Dollar
I'm a Hustler
How To Rob

Person 1: "Yo, you heard that Power of the Dollar?"
Person 2: "Yeah that unreleased hot shit by 50?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!"

by Da Carp November 10, 2008