Pomeranian

A small (3-7lbs) dog that originated from breeding large Spitz-type sled dogs down in size. They are awesome, spunky, feisty and great for anyone who wants a Husky but doesn't want to RUN RUN RUN all day long.

People who want to put them in purses, not neuter/spay them, let them breed willy-nilly, never train them, and let them bark ALL THE GODDAMN TIME are ruining this breed for the rest of us.

My Pomeranian has a Canine Good Citizenship title, doesn't bark at strangers and loves his life because he's treated like a real dog. Paris Hilton's Pomeranian wants to die but wants her to die before it does.

by LittleDogsAreRealDogsToo May 27, 2009

poverty crimes

Criminal infractions such as shoplifting your dinner, totaling parked cars on the way home from a bar, small-time liquor store and gas station holdups, destroying property in bar fights or stealing some kid’s piggy bank money.

As with most poverty crimes, I was hella high or seriously shitfaced during the pathetic act itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2020

PokerDan

A 300 pound man living in his mothers basement and fulfulling his life by relentlessly trolling a parenting forum, posting pictures of women on motherless with made up stories all while eating nachos.

Go get a job, you don't want to end up like PokerDan!

by lawlling December 2, 2011

poser punk

This is the REAL definition of a poser punk: One who is overly insecure and believes that being a punk has rules. Some may secretly LOVE Green Day and Good Charlotte but they hide it because they are afraid to be labeled as a poser. Others may just completely avoid those bands for this reason. They commonly try to be better than every one else, they criticise Casualties fans because other people do. They completely violate the idea of freedom in punk, They only listen to punk rock. They dont listen to any other genre, unless secretly of course. They are MAJOR hypocrites in just about everything they do.
They claim to be themselves but at the same time they follow the crowd by dissing on "emo". They are too insecure to buy clothes from Hot Topic. They are complete assholes and will criticise you if you spell "punks" like "punx". They will beat the shit out of you if you refuse to drink. If you like SLC punk they will automatically assume that you base your life off of it. If you are wearing normal people clothes they will consider you a poser. In short, they are the worlds biggest pussies and they go against the one thing that punk stands for: thinking for yourself.

Me: Dude, Bauhaus is a fucking great band. So is Katy Perry, she's got some great songs out there!
Poser Punk: Those bands aren't punk! your a poser!
Me: Dude you are closed minded, punk basically has no rules.
Poser punk: punches me in the face
Me: laughs

by school_sick_801 December 22, 2008

poser punk

someone who takes all of their opinions from other people. They always try to do the "cool" thing. they need to learn to think for themselves

PUNK HAS ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING YOURSELF ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF IT IS WHAT YOU LISTEN TO

John is a poser because, he can't think for himself

by RudeBoy March 16, 2004

possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity

"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"

by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006

poser metal

Lame pop music performed by feminine men that wear makeup and have no historical knowledge of heavy metal.

Poser metal reared it's ugly head in the mid-1980's. Corporate television producers have tried to re-write rock history and give this type of teeny bopper bubblegum credibility within pop culture history. It was a joke then, is a joke now. Practioneers of this genre include Poison, Warrant, Winger, Slaughter, Skid Row, Motley Crue.

by Axl Gump August 4, 2006