patel

The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"

white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg

by Guju-Patel December 6, 2006

Pote

"Pote" is a slang term for port, which is used when talking about Newport cigarettes.

Yo, I got the potes on deck.

by T-Weez March 23, 2011

Patel

- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel

Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley

by NYCMAN October 21, 2009

Uncle Patel

A man from India with a strong accent who excessivly shouts Bull Shit! when things don't go his way.

We took a cab from the airport and the driver was Uncle Patel.

I sat next to Uncle Patel on the plane.

by Michael Sweebe November 30, 2006

poella mcneill

Butters. butters.

"Yo momma iz a Poella"

by my name is morgan how are you December 21, 2003

postel

The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.

Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.

by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005

Petelo

TOO good to say bruv one thing to say hes always got his boyz backs and never fold to any nigha shank and shiv cuz
He gonna do something called a pro gamer move go to your girls house he might be therected doxc
He wil

Petelo is a sexy man that will jump your friends and steal your girl

by Petelo May 31, 2020