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Pootash

To perform a pootash you must, firstly find a victim, secondly rub your finger around your butt hole until it stinks of shit ( how much rubbing depends on your personal hygiene), thirdly rub said shitty finger across the top lip of said victim. If performed correctly the victim smells shit all day especially if pootashed without their knowledge.
I pootashed Jim while he was sleeping and he’s been trying to figure out why he can smell shit when nobody else can.
by Spoopleman May 10, 2018
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Double Potassium

Double Potassium is absolutely, 100%, incredibly gorgeous and amazing. She makes one of the best friends you'll ever have and she'll always be there for you; to use the word to describe someone, it'd be in the form of an inherent compliment to their beauty or likeness. Someone dubbed Double Potassium usually possesses the traits of: empathy, caring, awesomeness, beauty, and fun.

To know Double Potassium is to know heaven.
Boy 1: Oh, dude, you see double potassium over there?
Boy 2: Yeah, man, she's amazing.
Boy 1: I know, right?!
by DerMeistermann April 24, 2011
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Polaski

A popular last name for someone who is Polish.
Hey guys! My name is _________ Polaski!
by maroon555 January 29, 2016
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Polaski shot

1.) (f.) When pouring a shot for a girl, it will be overflowing, relying entirely on surface tension to keep the alcohol from spilling out onto the table.

2.) (m.) When pouring a shot for a guy, it shall not exceed more than the halfway marker of the shot glass.
1.) (f.)Um....excuse me?? What the fuck is this shit?? Is this a fucking Polaski shot or some shit? You think if I have enough of these I'll be on the floor tonguing your balls or something????...Alright, cool, let me get another one."

2.) (m.) Dude that's such a Polaski shot, pour me some more.
by WNEC DevAn whose name is Dan February 20, 2009
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hype-o-potamus

When a person reaches the maximum level of hype and cannot stop themselves from hyping everything up. Once at this level the person may not even know they are hyping so much.
Man, that shit is super hyped up. Look at that guy, he's a fucking hype-o-potamus!
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potash

impure potassium, traditionaly used in making soap
by Melly September 15, 2003
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Potastrophe

A catastrophe you have with your Pot
Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe
by Iron Gump October 31, 2004
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