Portland Culture

Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.

Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?

Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.

Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!

by dickeddownbehindtheline August 19, 2022

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Portland Pushrod

Cracking an egg into someone's ass and scrambling it with your penis.

Tim and I forgot a bowl to scramble eggs when we went camping, so we used the Portland Pushrod to scramble them.

by spidr pig May 24, 2020

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portland famous

1) A common phrase used by Portlandians to describe how cool and popular THEY are. It's often used in first person. The types of people who use these words are usually very douchey and full of themselves. This is a way for them to feel important even though they are not.

2) A phrase used by Portlandians to describe a person who thinks they are way cooler than they actually are.

1) "Bro...! Did you see me last night? I pretty much run this town. #PortlandFamous"

2) "You know that bartender we always see around town, he seems nice but he's totally Portland Famous."

by Martoon November 3, 2015

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Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 7, 2021

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