Porn

God's gift to the world.

and God said, "Let there be happiness", and there was porn

by J_E_S_U_S June 29, 2008

Porn

An educational video that should be shown in school to a bunch of little kid under the age of 18

Jah: Hey Jeff did you see that teanna trump and Lissa Ann porn in class yesterday

Jeff: yea mr. Craig showed us

by Ghostlyastronaut March 9, 2019

Porn

Porn is when someone videotapes sexual intercourse. There are types of porn for all sexualities. Most porn videos are filmed in a studio with popular pornstars and an entire camera crew.

Man: “Dude, I just found porn on my computer. Should I ask my daughter or my wife first?”

Girl: “ I just orgasmed to lesbian porn last night. I think it was the most powerful orgasm yet!”

by Crazieeee Connieeee June 8, 2018

Porn

Mental Poison.

Ruins relationships and sometimes lifes. If you watch it. STOP.

(Also used as an excuse to legally humiliate and sexually abuse woman)

Girl: my brother can't get a girlfreind because he's been poisoned by porn.

by MY NAME ISNT JOEY October 8, 2020

Porn

The reason why the internet exists

The internet is for porn

by ThatOneTweenLoner September 12, 2017

Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

porn

any material that becomes uninteresting directly after masturbating.

Maxim, youporn, grannies if you're into that.

by fibonacci's boner January 29, 2010