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Potard

Someone who recklessly posts fake news on social media without fact checking.
You're posting fake news again Potard.
by DAaveC May 22, 2018
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Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia
*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.
by PT4L February 16, 2019
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Poptart

An individual who displays poor social skills and touts mental illness, non binary sexuality, and/or physical impairment around like a badge or personality replacement, often starved of attention or flat out insane. Often of low intelligence or educationally stunted. Consumes poptarts and Chicken Tenders exclusively.
"Sarah thinks she's vaccine injured and tells everyone her name is Jacob now. She's such a Poptart.
by URwatUeat August 25, 2019
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poptartdamelio

someone: omg do u like poptarts
poptartdamelio: DUHH OFC
by random hehe April 23, 2021
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POPTART$

less of a thing but more an idea (like giygas)

POPTART$ X Giygas
Gabe:who's POPTART$
Alex:something to wonder about

Ig:untitled_k2ng

Twitter:POPTARTS86
by POPTART$ March 11, 2023
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Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.
I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!
by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015
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poisoned poptart

When a female becomes infected with and std, her poptart is now poisoned.
"I was gonna tap dat but then I realized she had a poisoned poptart."
by gnk333 February 14, 2017
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