O-sack-pophobia

A dangerous mental condition that quarterbacks in the NFL suffer from, especially those such as Tony Romo when they know they are about to get owned by dangerous players like Brian Orakpo of the Washington Redskins.

Omg, did you see Tony Romo and his O-sack-pophobia that led to the interception by DeAngelo Hall? Then all of a sudden, Santana Moss caught the ball from Jason Campbell and the Redskins won the game.

by Redskins_Own November 19, 2009

Popcorn Volcano

Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.

While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.

by kidgoat April 24, 2011

Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

Popcorn button

The button on the microwave that burns your pop corn so badly that it is inedible, while setting off the fire alarm in the process.

"Why is the smoke alarm going off?
"Popcorn button, man."

by xhausted110 March 4, 2016

POPCORN

Heaven.... pure, buttery, salty, munchy goodness.....

“This popcorn is AMAZING”

by \(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)/ December 7, 2017

Podios

A person that comes from Pontus, a region on the southern coast of the Black Sea, located in modern-day eastern Black Sea Region of Turkey. Typically this word was used by elderly women who were Fugitives back in the Hellenic-Turkish war honoring the brave men that stayed behind in battle.

Grandma: Your grandpa billy was a true Podios warrior back in the day.
Billy: Does that mean i am a Podios grandma
Grandma: I don't know billy, are you truly a Podios?

by NoPantsMano September 13, 2019

bowling polio

When you're sitting on the shitter making a bowling trophy for a minimum of two hours and either reading the paper or playing on your phone. Then, when you try to get up you realize you can't walk because your legs are numb.

After I made a bowling trophy on the shitter I played angry birds for too long and when I got up I realized I couldnt walk because of bowling polio.

by wordsmith galore December 18, 2014