(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.
Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
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Poonding
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• pooning
• ponding
• Pounding
• Poonking
• pooding
• Poondangler
• poopding
• poondangle
The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.
Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
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