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ground-pounding

(V.) The act of having sex with the earth.
Males
Step 1: poke a hole through the soil.
Step 2: whip out your penis.
Step 3: Stick your penis in the hole.
Females
Step 1: find a tree stump or tree root.
Step 2: pull your pants down.

Step 3: insert tree stump/root into vagina.
Student 1 : Did you hear about Alexander Kurl?
Student 2: No! What did he do?
Student 1: He gave up trying to find a significant other and went ground-pounding yesterday.
by Buzkill625 March 19, 2017
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pounding

An action to as when someone is doing that verb in presence or past.
"Grayson Dolan was pounding the shit out of me last night" or "I am pounding Nicole! Go away!'
by Nicole Furnari June 12, 2019
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Ponding

The art of joining a drinking session without notice, invite or connection to the session attendees.

Ponding was developed by Elizabeth Pond of Keswick in 1993
Rupert was having a dull time at his Great Aunt's party. The food was stale and the banter worse. He then spotted an interesting crowd in the suite next door and thought he may as well go ponding.
by Invitation December 19, 2008
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Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.
"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"
by Codosex April 21, 2010
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pounding

Hawaiian pidgin adjective; refering to large waves.
Ho Bra, we just wen get back from Ali'i's; da waves wuz fucking pounding.
by Braddah Matt June 9, 2005
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ponding

Ponding is the action of drinking champagne or similar alcoholic drink from a person's anus.
Nice one matey - you really have yourself a ponding!
by Rob S January 13, 2005
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Pounding Crown

Yo, homeboy is ON tonight ... he'll be pounding crown in 5.
by robbiet8765 April 23, 2010
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