Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018

Poopcano

if you're ever on cities skylines youtube, there's a high chance you've encountered the poopcano.
The mayor, instead of filtering sewage or letting it pour out into a river or a sea, deposits all sewage into a large mountain with a hole inside of it. In many scenarios, the poopcano ends up exploding, erupting, or otherwise destroyed to have all of the sewage desimate the city that created it.

Citizen 1: Wow, I love your city! Fresh air, no pylons, residential everywhere!
Citizen 2: I know right!
Citizen 1: What's that large mountain over there?
Citizen 2: Oh that? That's our very own poopcano!
Citizen 1: Poopcano?!
Citizen 2: YES! It's where our taco bell goes to after going through our digestive systems.
Citizen 1: Will it erupt?
Citizen 2: Of course not.
The poopcano erupts
Citizen 2: Aw man.

by WizardFrogge April 26, 2022

flodgy poocan

Someone pretending to be a square

Stop being a flodgy poocan

by Lucy parsnips February 20, 2018

FILLING THE POONTANK

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

by neverlad February 11, 2015

poontana

poontang that you score in the state of Montana

Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?

by Jake Goldsborough and Dilton Austin July 11, 2006

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003

Poontangus

sim. to poontang. a vagina. or the temporary inhabitation of said vagina by one's penis. or, in a lesbian context, the extreme nearness of other vaginas.

"i need to go get me some poontangus, so i'll have to stop writing this example."

by bob mikabob October 24, 2005