give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

politician

professional deceptionist

typical politician:

"read my lips, no new taxes" -George H W Bush 1988
his following presidency delivered new taxes.

by wazhapanin September 28, 2022

[Insert politician I dont like here]

A massive deuchebag. Nobody likes them.

1: Insert politician I dont like here is a fucking retard.
2: Agreed.

by SlimyKlerburt December 5, 2020

The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 23, 2024

Politicians

No different than people who sit around and argue with people on reddit. And I'm pretty you've been sitting around playing golf and going to cocktail parties so you aren't in a position judge some 35 year old living of HIS PARENTS AND NOT THE TAX PAYERS

Hym "Because AS POLITICIANS you are necessarily LIVING OFF THE TAX PAYERS YOU RETARDED FILTH. Being a politician is nothing more than retiring early but controlling other people's like and then siphoning off their labor into your own bank account and laughing about it while you use that tax money to commit insider trading and NOW... GET YOU CONSTITUENCIES KIDS KILLED! Great joke shithead!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

politician car

Disgruntled-with-the-State citizen's term for a 4-wheeled gas-guzzler.

Dude #1: Sorry to have to bring my car politician car this time, Buddy, but my Prius in in the repair shop, so I'll have to charge you an extra two dollars in gas for the ride to the store.
Dude #2: "Politician car" ---? You mean that its engine is "all talk and no action"?
Dude #1: Well, not really --- that's as good a guess as any, but in this case I was referring to the car's being a "total suck-up".

by QuacksO November 4, 2016