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Pokimane

A fucking retard that no one liked besides cringe 12 year old simps that literally fucking worship her.
Pokimane and her simps can eat shit and die
by I eat poop 69 March 14, 2022
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Pokimane

Some girl on twitch that can’t take criticism, and has 12 year old horny fans that search “pokimane thicc compilation” on YouTube
by I hate 12 year olds March 26, 2021
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turtle head poking out

Turtle head poking out can mean two things:

1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.

2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.

2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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Poking Holes In Condoms

"Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.
I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.
by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011
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stop poking my ribs

stop pulling my leg;
stop yanking my chain;
get your elbow out of my potato salad
Are you fo shiz? Stop poking my ribs.
by weenis gordomendz March 15, 2009
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baby poking

v: the act of having sex with a pregnant woman.

It is believed by many that by having sex with a well-endowed man, or having violently long sex will lead to the poking of the fetus.
Guy 1: Dude, I banged the preggers chick next door last night.

Guy2: Bro, not cool. Baby poking is grody.
by Sergee February 18, 2009
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Pokie

Ok, bubbies, i need a pokie and a refill, xoxo
by fccfu November 14, 2007
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