Pokedick

A word to describe a person who knows everything about Pokemon, but is an asshole about it.

If you say something wrong about Pokemon, like the Pokedex, the Pokedick will correct you.

"Oh, Pikachu is sooo cute. Isn't it a water-type."

"HAHAHA, fuckin' n00b! Pikachu is an ELECTRIC type. Idiot."

"Jeez... no need to be such a Pokedick..."

by MelonWater December 10, 2012

poes

Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off

He is such a hairy poes

by JP January 21, 2005

Poke'poop

The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.

Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.

by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007

Poke in the whiskers

To have Male to female intercourse. (Poking), (Poke) The actual act of going through the hair.

Hey, says the guy to the girl, how about a little "poke in the whiskers".

by Lizzzard June 10, 2008

hard poke

When you wake up with a boner and roll over and poke your girl friend in the back.

Man, my girlfriend gets so pissed when I wake her up with a hard poke.

by danyaden October 4, 2015

Poke

To stab someone

"Poked man three times unaa"

by Y.Supa April 6, 2017

remove poke

Prior to efforts by Facebook to emulate various features and functionality of other popular web sites, if someone clicked "poke" on your profile, you were presented with two options: "poke back" or "remove poke"

Now, "remove" has been removed. This is very confusing to neophytes because the options of "poke back" and now, "remove" (instead of the aforementioned "remove poke" link title) lead Facebook users to the falso assumption that they either have to "remove" their friend or poke them back, sending the user into the poke/poke back abyss, never to return.

Perhaps the far more intuitive "remove poke" will return on some future Facebook redesign. Until then, this Facebook FAIL will remain confusing to the masses, wreaking havoc and spawning never-ending poke wars.

So and so poked you... poke back | remove poke

Duh?

by shawnblog March 17, 2009