by Eric Cartman: you goddamn hippie buttholes !!!!!! October 21, 2004
Get the pedophile priests mug.A pedophile is someone sexually attracted to young children. They are sick and need help. They are not showing LOVE to kids when they are jacking off to pictures of little kids dressed in thongs like the sickos at corporatesexoffenders.
Johnny likes to look at little girls and it gets him hot.
Oh that's because he's a pedophile.
Well he claims it's just girllove, that he LOVES her and she loves him too and children are sexual beings and they want sex too.
Johnny is a sick fucker pedophile and he needs help. Just like Aries 2004, Tyciol and the other freaks post their lies on this site.
Oh that's because he's a pedophile.
Well he claims it's just girllove, that he LOVES her and she loves him too and children are sexual beings and they want sex too.
Johnny is a sick fucker pedophile and he needs help. Just like Aries 2004, Tyciol and the other freaks post their lies on this site.
by FrancisBIngrid September 5, 2007
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any town or area with a larger than normal population of pedophiles. in other words "creep central" or "where uncle mark touched me". There are a few defining characteristics of a pedophile mile that distinguishes it from other suburban areas.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
1. an excess of white vans and / or ice cream trucks parked in nearly every driveway.
2. an abnormal amount of shady characters, specifically ones over 40, possibly with small children.
3. if you walk down the street and a random man with a lisp asked to see your no-no area, you are probably in the pedophile mile.
4. last but not least if you see john mccain on any of the porches, RUN. this is most definitely a pedophile mile.
tim: "dude you took the long way home? arent there a shitload of creepy old people?"
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
john: "fer sure man, its the pedophile mile down there. im lucky to have made it out with my anus intact."
tim: "no doubt. say doesn't your grampa live down there?"
john: "*shudder* dont mention his name... i still have flashbacks."
by a3ro October 12, 2010
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cop:hmmmmm..
cop:HE JUST KIDNAPPED THAT KID CHASE HIM
*gunshots*
kid:ew your weird
cop:hmmmmm..
cop:HE JUST KIDNAPPED THAT KID CHASE HIM
*gunshots*
by minecraft savage pussy slayer February 26, 2019
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"Sammy Andrews is a well known podiaphile and has been convicted upwards of 37 times. He is being released from prison today and may be moving into your neighborhood. As a warning, do not go out without shoes or socks on, and never, I repeat never let the smell of toe jam out of you house."
"Sammy Andrews is a well known podiaphile and has been convicted upwards of 37 times. He is being released from prison today and may be moving into your neighborhood. As a warning, do not go out without shoes or socks on, and never, I repeat never let the smell of toe jam out of you house."
by Eric Blair March 26, 2005
Get the podiaphile mug.A musician who has an unhealthy attraction to guitar pedals. Collecting, trading, and making sweet, sweet love to them. They also enjoy using Pedal Lubrication for sexual purposes.
Beau is such a pedalphile, when I looked up his history on Google I was worried. He had tons of pics of Crybabys, which turned out to be guitar pedals, not pornography. But, upon confronting him, he had the same reaction as if I did find porn, also he has dieelectric stains on his crotch.
by Takestarred June 25, 2014
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A "pedophile", according to the American Psychological Association and by it's very definition is: Someone, who for a period of 6 months or more, has arousing fantasies, urges, or feelings towards prepubescent children. The APA states that the person must be at least 16 or older, however there have been cases where younger teens have been diagnosed with "warning signs" that may indicate an unnatural sexual attraction.
Which means is that:
1) The sexual attraction towards young teens (13-17 yr olds) is in a completely different category known as ephebophilia. (The age of consent does not apply because it includes pubescent teens)
2) The words pedophile and child molester are not synonymous in that "pedophilia" describes the sexual attraction whereas "child molester" describes the sexual abuse. Furthermore, studies show that many child molesters aren't even attracted to children, which is why molestation is considered more of a power crime rather than a sex crime. In other words, many pedophiles do not abuse children, and many child molesters have no sexual interest in children - which is why they are two separate words.
(A molested child is not a victim of "pedophilia", he/she is a victim of "child molestation" - even if pedophilic urges led to the act.)
A "pedophile", according to the American Psychological Association and by it's very definition is: Someone, who for a period of 6 months or more, has arousing fantasies, urges, or feelings towards prepubescent children. The APA states that the person must be at least 16 or older, however there have been cases where younger teens have been diagnosed with "warning signs" that may indicate an unnatural sexual attraction.
Which means is that:
1) The sexual attraction towards young teens (13-17 yr olds) is in a completely different category known as ephebophilia. (The age of consent does not apply because it includes pubescent teens)
2) The words pedophile and child molester are not synonymous in that "pedophilia" describes the sexual attraction whereas "child molester" describes the sexual abuse. Furthermore, studies show that many child molesters aren't even attracted to children, which is why molestation is considered more of a power crime rather than a sex crime. In other words, many pedophiles do not abuse children, and many child molesters have no sexual interest in children - which is why they are two separate words.
(A molested child is not a victim of "pedophilia", he/she is a victim of "child molestation" - even if pedophilic urges led to the act.)
Example:
1) Bill just admitted to me today that he's a pedophile. I can't believe he's attracted to children, I hope he seeks help.
1) Bill just admitted to me today that he's a pedophile. I can't believe he's attracted to children, I hope he seeks help.
by Kylex10 April 8, 2007
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