The Kentucky plug

When you stick a thumb into a bleeding orifice. Typically a hole in the neck.

Scott: I had to give myself the The Kentucky plug to save my life the other day.

The rest of the gun world: holy fuck thats bad ass.

by TheRealClarence May 20, 2021

plugged in

To be immersed in your computer work to the point of no distraction.

ya I'm going to be plugged in for an hour or so on GIS so I'll call you after

by theyaregr8 November 19, 2010

Pucker Plugged

A state of constipation. The pucker hole cannot pass any feces due to the bowels being bound via a Binder Knot.

Roger was so constipated he had to visit the emergency room. When the nurse asked about the reason for the visit, he told her he was Pucker Plugged.

by Eaton Holgoode April 16, 2015

Arctic Plug

First pioneered by the eskimos, an arctic plug is when instead of a normal butt plug, you substitute it for a giant icicle and see how long it takes to melt it.

"Damn, that chick finished an Arctic Plug in 3 seconds, poor Jenny over there has frostbite on her cinnamon ring now."

by roflwaffle08 March 16, 2009

Plug the meter

An excuse to get out of a meeting or an appointment when you need to take a dump.

Jon's early morning meeting was iterrupted by a reminder of his nachos & beers the night before. He quickly stood up and said, "Excuse me fellahs. I need to go 'plug the meter.'" Those in the know understood he really just needed to take a crap.

by Rick Oculous March 1, 2009

Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.

It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

plugging a meatloaf

1. the act of sexual intercourse with a partner who is alive, yet remains un-animated, silent, and non-contributory to the sexual act, allowing you to do all the work and offering no enthusiasm. Sex akin to the act of shoving your penis into a warm, freshly made meatloaf.

1. She seemed really hot when we met at the club, but when we fucked back at my place it was like plugging a meatloaf.

2. Plugging a meatloaf is still better than jerking off.

by Madison J October 18, 2003