two tacos short of a combo platter

Insane, off-kilter, off the rocker, etc.

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"

by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

e-platter

Any person required to invest inordinate amounts of time in serial, or multiple, e-platform dating sites, none of which honor filters, or offer absolute ID authentification and profile verification, sufficient for vetting for safety, professional and education fit, to narrow or optimize search time required for discovering potentially legitmate, suitable companions.

I don't want to invest the balance of my spare time in an e-platter search mode, seeing every mug shot in the world.

E-platting takes all the fun out of dating, since it's like being the security cam person who's trying to scan every face passing in Times Square 24/7/365 looking for the one!

by Rebop June 11, 2018

Dutch platter

When you put a cock ring around your dick and someone else pulls it off with their lips

Dennis served Barry a Dutch platter last night

by Drugalot March 10, 2023

Cincinnati Tuna Platter

When a female partner is so wet and they sit on a glass table top the suction and moisture does not allow them to stand up.

Your mother and I went at it so hard last night that when she sat down on the end table, she got such a bad case of the Cincinnati Tuna Platter that I had to call the fire department to break the glass so she could get to work.

by Delaware Seagull Shake August 31, 2023

Plattering

To get someone fucked up, eat off of their body sexually, and then fuck the shit out of them.

The party was crazy, mainly because of me plattering Jessica.

by I’d dying December 14, 2023

Greek platter

When one performs fellatio “from the back”

She didn’t just give him the royal treatment; she gave him the Greek Platter.

by Dommeandlaytrix September 6, 2021