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Planking

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.
Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.
by L0Wee June 9, 2011
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verb (infinitive)

The act of instantaneously placing one's body unto a miscellaneous surface in which all respective body parts are in a 90° angle to the horizontal.
Spectator: "Dude, why are you lying as stiff as a board on that policecar's roof?"

The dude lying on the policecar's roof: "I'm planking, spectator."

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see facebook group "Planking Australia" or "Planking South Africa"
by alexman91 June 6, 2011
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Planking is when someone lies flat on their stomach with their arms straight back against their body. The straighter your body, arms, and legs, the better the plank, then they try to do it on narrow surfaces. This craze started in Australia.
Emily got wasted and started planking on the countertop in the kitchen.
by ChristiLeilani June 12, 2011
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Planking

When one individual proceeds to lie naked, face to face, on top of another person, in a rigid horizontal state.
Dude 1: So did you tap that last night broseph?

Dude 2: Nah man shes proper frigid, so just ended up planking.
by Plankwhore December 22, 2010
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An Australian facebook craze in 2011, which involves going to a random place and lying down flat in a straight 'plank' position, getting someone to take a photo, and uploading it to facebook with no explanation.
Hey bro, get a pic of me planking
by Planker100000000000000 June 8, 2011
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The Art of laying across an Object or Person in a flat and stiff position like a plank
Dude i just planked across those tables
Did you get pics of you Planking
by Altimate_Planker June 12, 2011
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When retards lie horizontally straight on objects and take photos.
-that cunt died from planking
-a bunch of fucken homos upto fuckall
-henry johnson got fucked up from planking after bongs at morley.
by Paige Is Ripping June 15, 2011
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