Pineapples

You feel stupid by looking up the definition

Me: hmm I wonder -searches up pineapples-

Urban Dictionary: WHY ARE YOU LOOKING UP PINEAPPLES YOU STUPID FUCK

Me: is this why I failed my science test? ;-;

by Hoomannnnn November 18, 2017

pineapple

Rarely used slang for vagina.

I'm gonna kiss your eyes
Then I'm gonna kiss your neck
Then I'm gonna kiss your tummy
Then I'm gonna kiss your PINEAPPLE (whoo!)
--The B-52's: "Strobe Light"

by dingo727 May 22, 2006

pineapple

A old-style hand grenade.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

pineapple

A fruit, that is known to make your pussy tates ALOT sweeter and is recommended for good taste of the pussy.

I wanted to taste sweet for my husband, so I ate pineapples everyday.

by SuperHott January 8, 2009

pineapple

Mild euphemism used to refer to an adult female's external genitalia. See also mound and vagina.

A contraceptive sponge was in that pineapple, in a bikini bottom under the sea.

by Frakseno April 17, 2006

pineapple

A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.

The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.

The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.

Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!

by pineapple-lover August 11, 2010

pineapple

lmao wtf bro??? its a god damn fruit ??? so im confusion to why you are here m8

A fag : hmm I like pineapple so much,they have a rough texture but the insides are good ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

by the gay homophobic dude July 5, 2018