Definitions by Nojudgey

Pineapple 

Pineapple: necessary safe word used if one is in danger of hitting a level of white-girl wasted. On a good night, one hopes to reach a fun level of “half pineapple,” but friends don’t let friends reach “full pineapple” without good reason (divorce party, hilarious break-up). If one is already drunk and in danger of doing shots they need to be “pineappled” by their friends and cut off immediately.

“Oh man, I am so hungover, why didn’t you pineapple me last night?”
“Mariah was so wasted she was dropping shots, she should’ve been pineappled way earlier in the night.”
“Yesterday was a great night, I maintained a solid level of half pineapple. So much fun, I remember everything.”

Pineapple by Nojudgey July 14, 2014