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PILF

Twilight is a total PILF ...you know it's true.
by Imtotallynotafurry November 13, 2011
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PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker
Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?
by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010
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caeruleus pilaglobus

A medical term pertaining to the condition where an individual's sexual urges begin to rise (whether wanted or unwanted) but they cannot indulge them. This can be due to a purposeful stimulation but the progress of advances is withdrawn (see cock block) or because the context of the development of this condition allows it to be agitated but not realized. Although much more frequent and typically more severe in men, this condition is not limited to any gender.
I'm sorry Mr. Dino, but it appears you have a severe case of caeruleus pilaglobus, colloquially known as blue balls.
by monikker December 23, 2016
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PILF

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.
"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."
by PINAPHILE March 9, 2009
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PILF

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.
Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF
by Weenzey April 25, 2010
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Pilar

Pilar likes eating rice pilaf cuz it's in her name. She will beat u up and wrestle till she win if u mess with her. She is a great friend and loves hamsters and trees. If her sister is bein' her sister again she WILL steal her glasses and run around like a maniac laughing as her sister blindly chases her around. But she is deeply loves and will go far. Guys all like her.
Guy 1- who dat?
Guy 2- Pilar
Guy 1- Yo pilar. Marry me marry me!
by thewrdgrl February 15, 2019
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pilate

1. Governor of Judea.
2. Fictional character from Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ.
2. Member of a subversive movement that seeks to undermine the traditional naming of years in relation to Christ's life (i.e. BC and AD to BCE and CE).
3. Guy who bitchslapped Christ, but not literally (i.e. other Romans actually did the bitchslapping for him).
1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy Pilate washing his hands compulsively.
2. Guy who wishes he had used the stock option instead of salary pay in his film contract.
3. Pilate: Ya, ok, the son of God? Christ? You sure have some nerve calling yourself that. Tony, Biagio, get this guy outta here.
by De Beauvoir's Boy January 26, 2005
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