Phouthong

Derived from various obscure passages by Lao Tsu on the subject of poontang, the definition has evolved over centuries and now refers to a no good fudge-packing Laotion people-juice eater, who pees sitting down, and spends entirely too much time and money hugging bottles of sake. A master of the dirty sanchez and the donkey punch techniques, a phouthong is very dangerous, but can be avoided (like most people do) from a far distance from his distinct gaseous odor.

"Oh shit there's a phouthong. Throw that brick at him and let's run."

by GouchoSanchez July 6, 2004

phoeating

dude that made gpo

wow phoeating is cool gpo is better than blox fruits no cap

by phoeating July 31, 2021

Photagrafistery

A more "jazzed" up form of the word "photography," marketed so that it might "hang" with some of today's more upbeat terms like: "crunk" or "nigga."

Student 1: Ah, hell yea fool, my minor is so crunk, Photagrafistery!
Student 2: Word?
Student 1: Word.

by Cro_ September 5, 2005

phonatic

Someone who is addictive to phones.

That person is a phonatic.

by rocky095 April 2, 2009

Photato

Photato:When you look like an udder mess in a picture. Crusty mayo lookin ass.

Example: Chad:bruh did you see Makenzie's post on the gram? She looked like a steaming bowl of mashed photatos Brad:yea breh but she looks like that every day

by beeper0 August 17, 2017

phonary

An amazing women who most likely loves anime, is a bit introverted, is typically fun, sweet and pretty

Dang! She is a real Phonary

by Malfoy101 December 13, 2017

PhoMaker

The worst shittiest person at Valorant you can imagine, PhoMaker does not drop more than 10 kills and has 0 game sense. PhoMakers are people that family disowned them and told them that they were adopted and that they have autism and they couldn't realize this on their own because they are infact a shitter.

Jaydoom23 or Jaydoom or Jarel has been a PhoMaker this entire game!

by Jigglemypuffss April 14, 2020