peturnity leave

Taking paid time off from work to care for a newly adopted animal companion. This can also apply to pets that have babies.

Worker 1: "I haven't seen Sarah in a few days, where the hell is she?"

Worker 2: "You didn't hear? She adopted a new cat so she's on peturnity leave."

by Tac306 October 30, 2013

Petius

The absolute most based fella on this PLANET and God's gift to woman!!!
Combination of Paedo, Petrus and Pekka.

"I love Petius so much he is so hot and cool."
-All the ladies

by Petius Kretenski December 30, 2022

aww petunia.

a word that you use when you are not satisfied.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.

by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.

I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!

by Jammer69 May 18, 2005

Adam Petzold

Fun to be arround. Basically in a nut shell is the cats pajamas of Wakin and bakin.

Adam Petzold to do nothing and have fun doing nothing. Can sit in his car for hours on end and not even care.

by Adam ` February 24, 2009