petite puff puff

A cigarette. A cigar is referred to as a puff puff

Guy 1: Look at my petite puff puff.
Guy 2: Dude, that is one awesome petite puff puff.

by XXXXXhehehXXXXX January 14, 2010

Petit Packer

A term for the racing community (more focused on drag racing) for a small car like a SMART Car or an old Mini Cooper that has a big-ass engine in it with more power than a man's balls after the month of November.

"Is that a Mini Cooper? Oh holy shit is that an Whipple-Powered LS Big Block?! That's one hell of a Petit Packer!"

by CuppedCereal September 2, 2023

joseph petite

joseph petite is a friendly at that loves to eat pie. Joseph petite loves everyone and everything , his catchphrase is "sarah don't eat my noodles "

joseph petite is a friendly little fat fellow

by josephpetite April 20, 2020

pleasantly petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

No you're not short darling you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024

Furry Petition

This is a petition that your friendish thing Cian sent the whole school. If you sign this petition your are agreeing that all furrys should be banned, IMEDIATELY!!! Plz sign

Omg Karl have you signed the furry Petition yet?

by Theodd1 December 28, 2018

envoyez moi un petit mail

Quite common expression used to get people off your back after a phonecall you wish you never answered.

A: So basically, our company could really help your company save you time and money
B: Oh ok, envoyez moi un petit mail then !

by ILickEyeBalls November 29, 2016

Petite

short ahh dude.

Alexander Shevchenko (Famous Penis player) is petite af.

by NateHiggersN1663R September 30, 2025