periando

Spanish style of dancing that litterally means "doggy-style"

Guyando, Sudando, Perriando, Bellakiando! Nicky Jam

by El Cangri April 9, 2005

Johnny and the Persian

The act of receiving/providing oral sex (fellatio) on the beach from a dark-skinned or hairy stranger. (ie exhibitionism)

I totally saw your buddy playing Johnny and the Persian with the hot dog stand guy at English Bay.

by Pudgecraft September 24, 2011

Perrins

Perrins is another name for Mall Santa

Have you seen that Perrins at the mall?

by ElonMusk607 November 27, 2019

Self-Hating Persian

A Persian who hates the fact that almost every Iranian-American is either a total guido or a total fob. Typically rebels by trying to be as white-washed as possible.

Guy 1: Check out that Persian kid eating mac n cheese.

Guy 2: Must be a self-hating Persian.

by yanorglu March 2, 2009

persian

are the biggest eaters except for italians. they should be obese from all the rice and carbs they eat but some how they are usually thin. foods- ghormeh sabzi, ghondi, polo shabati, kabob, ab goosht, and my favorite, tahdig and soo much more

persians know how too cook

by filthy rich persian girl June 18, 2006

persian

A typical persian(from Iran, prounounced eeron, not i ran) is always late to everything, lives in a nice area (like Beverly Hills), drives a Mercedes or BMW, has a lot of money, yet is very cheap. Often times, persians have accents that inhibit them from properly pronouncing the letter "w," and therefore they replace it with "v". Persian guys are known to be hairy on every part of their body except the top of their head, and wear a lot of cologne. Persian girls are very "clicky" and tend to dress in all black black. Brand names are a MUST. Also, a typical trend is the older they are, the blonder they are. It all starts with highlights, and then turns into blonde!

PS most persians want to go to UCLA and become doctors or lawyers

by Tanya June 11, 2004

Persian Tooth Fairy

-noun: The act of using someone else’s bed to secretly engage in sexual intercourse. Instead of being properly discarded, the evidence (condoms, pubes, ect) is subsequently planted under the pillow of the oblivious mark.

Jim’s room was too dark to spot a wastebasket, so we just gave it the ol’ Persian Tooth Fairy and got out of Dodge.

by f'd January 12, 2011