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Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected
*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!
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Perusbgay

An offensive term to the natives living in Peru meaning that they are homosexuals and pedophiles
Sofia: You are a Perusbgay!
Jake: Thats so rude! How dare you
by LostInBilation February 5, 2021
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pernus malfunction

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
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Pernus malfunctions

pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
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peejus

Peejus is always ready for adventures but when he finds a comfy area to sleep there’s no stopping him. He will be passionate with those he likes and hurt those who have hurt him
Friend: have you seen peejus

Other friend: yeah I was just cuddling him

Friend : I wish he would cuddle me he just bites me all of the time
by Poioioing April 8, 2021
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Percussionairey

slapped together, a band-aid that won't hold, weird, highly suspect
Bob: I don't know what happened to this toy car, the wheel fell off of it. I think it was held together with a toothpick and some hot glue.

Jim: I don't know, Bob. that sounds very Percussionairey.
by Aloha Beaches April 15, 2021
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Percussionista

A percussionista is slang for a female Native American who played percussion instruments near the territory of the Ajapeua and Onondaga. This term is fairly offensive and can be used to discriminate and harass others.
1 - hey did you see that percussionista with the fat ass.
2 - dude just cuz she’s got the bongos, doesn’t mean you can use that term, it’s very offensive I am no longer friends with you
1 - ayo mills buddy what the hell was that
by Cool person 69420 January 4, 2022
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