Someone who after taking a dump; wipes so meticulously that no trace of the event remains. Ass perfectionists are notorious for using exessive amounts of toilet paper, baby wipes, and generally taking forever, much to the dismay of anyone waiting in line.
"God damn! How long is he going to take!?"
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
"Don't hold your breath, he's an Ass perfectionist after all."
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The armchair perfectionist blamed his wife and kids for the wifi problems, saying "I didn't have anything to do with this. This is all on you!"
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