correct spelling for a man who likes or fantasises of sex with young children. Much like a vampire, he lurks in the night. When a child is struck, that child will itself become a recluse and eventually a paedophile, passing it on to any they strike. The only known cure is a stake though the heart or castration. Must be separated form 'regular' prisoners while in jail for their crimes, otheriwse their life expectancy is about 2 days before they get nonce bashed.
Dude1: A peadophile on msn tried to get me to meet up with him in the park after dark!
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
Dude2: I got peadophiled once when i was 5. My dad says when i'm older ill turn into one
by Gwando November 9, 2003
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Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
Contrary to widespread psycho-babble and paedo-sympathizers, all paedophiles are the evil excrement of society and should be eliminated promptly via castration.
Commonly seen in police 'mug' shots of male child-sex offenders, male school teachers, priests, truck-drivers, scout masters, summer camp staff, elite school prefects and similar such 'Charlie Chesters' (cockney slang for child molester).
If encountered, either run with all haste or attempt to remove said smile using precise applied force with blunt objects until wearer unconcious, or better deceased.
Hank Eisses (5 yrs for raping a 13-year-old boy), Victor Vazquez (both arseholes killed by a local hero), John Couey, accused of the assault and murder of Jessie Lunsford -- Onstott -- police say he killed Sarah Lundy, 13 years old.
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile
Couey, Schwartzmiller, Avila, Duncan, Onstott, Richard Allen Davis. In case you don`t remember those names, what about these? Polly Klaas, Samantha Runyon, Jessie Lunsford, Shasta and Dylan Groene, Megan Kanka, Sarah Michelle (ph) Lundy, all dying at the hands of convicted child molesters and all wore a paedosmile
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The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.
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oh would you look at that paedo, hunting down young children for his own weird sexual pleasure. shame on him/her.
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Get the Padon mug.A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
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