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Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier

When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
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Paylin

Paylin is the kind of person who makes the world feel a little brighter just by being in it. With a warm smile that can light up a room, she exudes kindness and empathy, always making those around her feel seen and valued. Her laugh is genuine and infectious, and it has the power to turn any ordinary moment into something

She is so beautiful and precious and the most perfect girl ever

She makes everything AWSOME when she isn’t mocking you or telling you bad things or lying about random stuff
Paylin is so precious and perfect girlfriend
by Bob_thomas December 29, 2024
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And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Paycience

First of all what were her parents thinking, spelling her name like this. The spelling of her name is just as complicated as she is. Definitely wants to peg a dude. Probably only has one friend because she looks like a bitch. Can be sweet but will purposely not invite her ONLY friend to the Friendsgiving.
Paycience is a baddie.
by QuirkyGirl69 July 15, 2025
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