Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Pastor Brag

When a Pastor sneaks something they should or shouldn't be bragging about into a sermon, photo caption, or conversation. Most commonly used as #pastorbrag.

Pastor: Yeah we're going on a four week vacation to Hawaii. Our friends hooked us up with a legit place to stay too, it's where Jimmy Fallon stays when he's on vacation, and where George Clooney spent his second honeymoon.

Friend of Pastor: Whoa dude, that's kinda a Pastor Brag. You should be more humble about your blessings brother.

by usercompany May 3, 2017

pasarima

Someone of great nature, beauty, ediquette, and intellegent.A fucking goddess. She's absolutely gorgeous, and truly amazing. She is known for making people melt on the inside when they see her. She's extremely sassy and in some cases people see her as petty. She a sweet person but it's not a good idea to get on her bad side. She isn't afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Usually has all the boys even thought she thinks she's ugly. She's the friend you call at 2am when you need someone to tell you that everything's going to be ok. She is an immediate soul mate, before you even have the time to realize it. Once you get her, never let her go, but maybe sometimes annoying

Your just like pasarima

by Nun of your business June 27, 2017

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Random pasta

Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.

"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"

by drf__ January 26, 2010

word "pasta" fetish

one day, some random girl on ig wrote me that she is hungry. So i was like "i love pasta, do u want sum?" and she immidiately started spamming words like "AHHHHH", "YEAHHHHHH", "OMGGG YEAAEAEAEASSSS" "OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS SO TASTYYYY".
i was real scared that day.
i think she was from Italy, not going there ever again.

idk u know it when u see it. word "pasta" fetish

by ellmo42 December 22, 2020