pasta repairman

1. (n.) A man or woman trained with skills in repairing pasta, usu. with bandaliers of elbow macaroni, rotini, and rigatoni.

2. (n.) Slang. An apostrophe.

1. I cooked my rigatoni too long and now they're all splitting open.. better call the pasta repairman.

2. You abbreviate microphone like this: pasta repairman, P,H,O,N,E.

by MattFP July 15, 2005

pasta salad

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

by nero hsub December 5, 2018

pasta is good

it is when you want good pasta

hello, pasta is good

by n1swordslasher May 15, 2022

Pasta Rocket

a pasta rocket is an italian sports car such as a
-ferrari
-masarati
-lamborgini
-pagani

wow joe you spent $300,000 on that pasta rocket, yet its still slower in the 1/2 then my bone stock vette

by Adam Spiel October 1, 2005

pasta-monster

A large splash of bloody cum onto a girls face. Usually givin after inserting a rod into the penis.

Last night i pwned you mom with a pasta-monster. The pain was worth it!

I got aids from a pasta-monster.

by el asno 90210 April 10, 2007

Pasta Pockets

a disease that causes you to look like an elf and stick massive amounts of pasta down your coat pocket

Nick: yo why do you have your hands in your pockets?
Pasta Pockets: Shut up I said no AHH comments
Nick: Yo man you got fucking pasta in your damn pockets
Pasta Pockets: Shut up AHH

by Senor Merk May 14, 2008

pasta salad

Performing analingus on a partner with tapeworm.

Sally hates Billy so much that when she got tapeworm she tricked him into eating her pasta salad.

by kittenHolocaust September 7, 2005