lobster pasta

When you have sex with a woman on her period who then gives you oral sex

I was gonna go down on her, but it was that time of the month, so she gave me lobster pasta instead

by Philbus June 6, 2019

Cooked pasta

a phrase used to describe something bad.
over cooked pasta is even worse.

Dude, thats some over cooked pasta that your mom died

by meowmixayla December 7, 2010

Pasta Salad

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation

After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.

by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013

Pasta Rican

A derogatory term describing Italians, basically comparing them to filthy Puerto Ricans.

That fuckin' Pasta Rican is worse than a nigger, he's always getting into trouble!

by TXEric June 25, 2007

making pasta

The act of masturbating in someones sock drawer as a vengeful act to get back at someone.

"Nik was too scared to leave an upper decker at Mark's new place so Gordy made some pasta." "Sean is in Kirk's room making pasta right now." "Robert totally pasta'd that one kid's sock drawer."

by Seany C. January 20, 2011

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

pasta daddy

A sexy Daddy who is proficient and whipping up delicious pastas with fresh sauces.

Jonah is such a pasta daddy... He made me a delicious cream sauce for my noodles.

by swaggggggys January 6, 2018