parve

Plain, flavorless, boring, unexciting, banal, bland.
To describe a person, food or event.

Q: How was your date the other night?
A: Not great, he was sort of parve.

by Rawed November 16, 2011

pavelek

a name for a 40 something woman who only takes it in the ass also the name for a woman who is constantly running out of time

that woman over there is a real pavelek

by anigavlover69 January 17, 2008

double parrell

An act or series of acts performed whilst under the influence of both partial paralysis through excess alcohol consumption and also under the influence of a Powell

Corey got double parrell'ed
That night was a double parrell
We double parrell'ed that Vodka

by h4775 June 24, 2011

Parseltongued

The process of masturbating into a dead snake carcass, only to realize that the snake is still alive.

Mate, I was in the bush last week and felt a bit horny so grabbed a dead brown snake to do the business and it came alive! I got totally parseltongued!

by The Clock Radio August 27, 2011

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

Parcel

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011