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Pritching

The act of taking 13 horse dicks two elephant dicks and a blue whale penis up the ass and still having room for more.
Holy shit that fag over there is probably amazing at pritching.
by zzPRITCHardedz September 10, 2010
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parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.
Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.
by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016
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pitching a tent

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.
by harry flashman July 16, 2003
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pitching batting practice

Masturbating, usually refering to a male
I was almost late for work because i was busy pitching batting practice.
by Mark November 23, 2003
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Pitching From The Grave

Pitching From The Grave - PITCHING - as in a sales pitch, selling someone on a product, convincing people to buy the crap your selling that they don't need.

FROM THE GRAVE - past tense your dead, buryed, and gone, no longer with the living.

PITCHING FROM THE GRAVE - Still convincing people with a sales pitch so they buy the crap your selling after you are dead and buryed.
Holy crap man I bought some oxyclean last night from Billy Mays, I can't belive thad dude is still Pitching From The Grave!
by SquigmanFraud August 14, 2009
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porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."
by Porching Creator October 31, 2013
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parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!
buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff
by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006
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