parking lot high five 

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

parking lot high five by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

parking lot things 

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

parking lot things by anonymous November 19, 2020

Parking lot Grandslam 

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.

You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.

Parking lot Grandslam by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020

Parking lot carousel polyamory 

Its fun, at the moment, but it is technically sketchy AF

Our current lifestyle dynamic is of the parking lot carousel polyamory variety

Parking lot carousel polyamory by EyeTechForYou April 5, 2023

parking lot princess 

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.

Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!

Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!

parking lot princess by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023

Parking Lot Clam

Prostitutes that hang around motel parking lots. Similar to Lot Lizards.

I got hired as the front desk clerk at Motel 6 and the Parking Lot Clams are put tonight.

Parking Lot Clam by DeezyRex November 23, 2024

Parking lot bisexual 

A bisexual woman with a Black boyfriend that gets her boyfriend to target random women in the parking lot for a threesome. Both are often cases unattractive and resort to calling their target racist if they're rejected. They go after women in other places, but in so many cases parking lots. They think having a Black boyfriend is a sure way to attract women they always had difficulty attracting. These women often cases hate other interracial couples.

I just finished shopping at Walmart and was harassed by a parking lot bisexual after loading my groceries in the trunk. Her boyfriend forcefully held the driver's seat open and wouldn't stop talking to me.

Parking lot bisexual by Osmocote February 19, 2025