Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005

parson

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

by laney4662 May 2, 2008

Parcour

The real word for parkour.

"You have to watch this parkour video, it's crazy!"
"It's actually spelled parcour. It's a french word."

by Newrougecolor March 1, 2010

The Dolly Parton

When you're titty fucking your girlfriend and the two of you are singing a duet.

"Brenda and I did The Dolly Parton last night. We sang 'Islands in the Stream.' I think I lover her, man." "Heavy."

by RoyCoup November 16, 2012

Parsons

A Parsons is a person who likes cats, is totally obsessed with kids' shows. Thinks other people care about him while everyone hates him. Overall failure in life.

'Hey guss big news' "No, shut up" 'I found a bug' "Nobody cares" '<imageshack link>' `lol, what a parsons´

by Joeytje50 June 28, 2011

Pardon My Back

what u say when your back is turned to someone while talking to them for whatever reason. proper etiquette

paco: aye wassup jay i aint seen you in a minute.
jay: wassup pac, pardon my back im doing something

james: yo jamal, don't tell me you forgot about me
jamal: who you, i don't think i know you but pardon my back homie im kinda busy

by getyabreadup January 22, 2014

Pardon my fag

A phrase used to apologize for gayness exhibited in the presence of heterosexual individuals.

I would definitely take that from behind! Oh, sorry about that one guys I got a little carried away; pardon my fag.

by Tiberius Grubgadus June 22, 2010