Track Paranoia

A person whose afraid if random people in the internet knows where he/she lives.

Shhhhh dont say where he lives he has track paranoia

by LTDZ November 27, 2017

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag March 18, 2018

snot paranoia

A state of mind when in a swimming pool after going under water and coming back up and finding snot around your nose. The rest of time at the poll is spent checking your nose.

*dives in pool, resurfaces* "did yall see that?! " "no...aw gross man wipe your nose......sick!!" what!?! Oh #$%& !! .....man now I'm gonna have snot paranoia

by YnoT June 27, 2012

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 05, 2013

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 02, 2023

Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

gyat paranoia

When you have a big booty and you think every inaudible whisper is someone talking about it

"I could've sworn they were talking about my ass. Maybe I just have gyat paranoia."

by lavajellybeans October 31, 2023