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Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?
Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Paradite

The plural of paradox; a Paradite refers to a set, cluster, or system of paradoxes that coexist, reinforce, or constrain one another - often forming a stable structure rather than a contradiction to be solved.

When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.
"Consciousness exists as a Paradite: free will vs determinism; self vs other; continuity vs change."

"Paradite = An ecology of contradictions."
by BobbySaxon January 22, 2026
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Paradite

The plural of paradox; a Paradite refers to a set, cluster, or system of paradoxes that coexist, reinforce, or constrain one another - often forming a stable structure rather than a contradiction to be resolved.

Paradite = An ecology of contradictions. (When paradoxes don't cancel each other out, but form a stable system instead.)
Consciousness exists as a Paradite: free will vs determinism; self vs other; continuity vs change.

Systems Theory: Resilient systems don't eliminate paradox, they stabilize Paradites.
by BobbySaxon January 22, 2026
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
"Anyone who is an irredeemable criminal, con-artist, ra*ist, or p3d0, these people are parasites."
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
“A parasite is anyone who lives off the harm they cause — the ones who take safety, twist trust, and ruin innocence.
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010
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