Pandemic Poo

A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.

My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.

by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022

Pandemical

The art of the pandemic for this day and age of the disasters that's it all funds are donated all proceeds are donated.

A fine Jewelry line that is made of this Pandemical world's anti f****** covets serums.

by Refuse 2 Loose October 26, 2020

pandemic vehicle

A car, truck, SUV etc. built during the COVID-19 pandemic that has numerous quality control issues and missing/removed features due to the ensuing microchip shortage.

It'll be interesting to see how pandemic vehicles hold up in terms of reliability and resale value over the next several years, especially compared to slightly earlier model year (2018-2019 especially) versions of the same vehicles.

by Guy Speenis August 24, 2022

Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.

by GoatStatusD January 13, 2021

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When you have been quarantined for so long with no action and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election

A: omg I got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: Girl you got that pandemic pussy ?!

by squidwardcoochie123 April 17, 2020

Pandemic

The government officials telling everyone we need to get serious about the pandemic really mean they need to get serious about it. Not taking the coronavirus seriously has nothing to do with being a serious person or not being a serious person.

Don't let anybody tell you that you're not serious because you don't take the pandemic or the rules/mandates/laws seriously, even if they're a government official.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021